Top 4 Worst Gifts for Dads

With Father’s Day coming up, a lot of kids are thinking about what kind of horrors they can spring on their dads this year. They are counting their pennies, trying to figure out how little money they can spend on their dad this year and not look cheap. Thanks to modern technology, we have composed a list of the tackiest and most hated gifts that fathers get for Father’s Day.

  • Gifts that say Best Dad – You know your dad is the best, he knows that he’s the best.  Everyone thinks that their dad is the best. So why go spouting it all over the world?
  • Ties – Nothing says love more than a thing that your dad may or may not hang around his neck on those occasions when he either goes to church, a funeral or a wedding.   How depressing! Unless your dad is a top executive in a company where he wears a tie more than 75% of the year, stay away from the ties.
  • Gifts that Serenade Him – Take it from us. Unless the serenade is a woman in a bikini, and I really don’t think that your mom would like that, he isn’t going to really enjoy it very much.  Steer away from the singing fish, the singing hamsters, and anything else that is going to sing to him.
  • Chia Pets – Are those things still around? They are so old and so passé.  Yeah, they might have some really cool shapes but the thing is going to grow.  He forget s to water it, it dies and goes in the trash.  So your $10 is wasted.

So if you are looking for the absolute worst gifts for Father’s Day, the four listed above are pretty close.  Giving them to a father is really going to show how little imagination you have for your dad and put a fake smile and thank you on his lips. Look elsewhere and use some imagination. Then he will really enjoy his special day.

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